We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...– Stuart Wilde (via earthsun)
welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: dylanquents: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
Me: Can we re-adopt the Roman method?
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
Portlandia LGBTQï»¿ community →
Portlandia Gender Baby This is amazing
Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)