May 2013
“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...”
– Stuart Wilde (via earthsun)
welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
Me: Can we re-adopt the Roman method?
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
snlofficial:
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
Portlandia LGBTQ community →
Portlandia Gender Baby
This is amazing
“Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...”
– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard) 